Tuesday 23 March 2010
Scorpio: October 23 - November 21
Drastic times call for drastic measures.
Your life is far from drastic though, so you can just carry on doing fuck all.
Your life is far from drastic though, so you can just carry on doing fuck all.
Friday 19 March 2010
Wednesday 17 March 2010
Virgo: August 23 - September 22
Marked improvements in your life lie ahead if you can only seize the opportunities that float tantalisingly in front of you with both hands.
Unfortunately your arrest last night means you can't seize anything - somewhat ironic considering what they caught you doing - so you're more likely to spend the next five years in a cell with a guy called Larry.
Unfortunately your arrest last night means you can't seize anything - somewhat ironic considering what they caught you doing - so you're more likely to spend the next five years in a cell with a guy called Larry.
Tuesday 16 March 2010
Leo: July 23 - August 22
Monday 15 March 2010
Cancer: June 21 - July 22
Friday 12 March 2010
Gemini: May 21 - June 20
Thursday 11 March 2010
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
Wednesday 10 March 2010
Tuesday 9 March 2010
Pisces: February 19 - March 20
Monday 8 March 2010
Aquarius: January 20 - February 18
Sunday 7 March 2010
Capricorn: December 22 - January 19
Poll Results
If you could be a mystic for the day, which one would you be?
50% of you said: "I am already a mystic"
50% of you said: "Noel Edmonds"
0% of you said: "Mystic Meg"
0% of you said: "Russell Grant"
It is a little know fact that most mystics actually have fairly normally lives, and most would actually rather be another mystic than themselves.
50% of you said: "I am already a mystic"
50% of you said: "Noel Edmonds"
0% of you said: "Mystic Meg"
0% of you said: "Russell Grant"
It is a little know fact that most mystics actually have fairly normally lives, and most would actually rather be another mystic than themselves.
Friday 5 March 2010
Thursday 4 March 2010
Scorpio: October 23 - November 21
Wednesday 3 March 2010
Libra: September 23 - October 22
Tuesday 2 March 2010
Monday 1 March 2010
Leo: July 23 - August 22
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