Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow.
If you can't do that today, you should try and do it tomorrow.
Sunday 28 February 2010
Saturday 27 February 2010
Friday 26 February 2010
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
Thursday 25 February 2010
Aries: March 21 - April 19
You have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk.
Consequently Nigel Farge doesn't want you to be the next EU President.
However, someone out there does. Find out who they are, give them an office with an oak desk and a telephone and get the blighter to work.
http://ow.ly/1b6Ns
Consequently Nigel Farge doesn't want you to be the next EU President.
However, someone out there does. Find out who they are, give them an office with an oak desk and a telephone and get the blighter to work.
http://ow.ly/1b6Ns
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Wednesday 24 February 2010
Poll results
Do you believe in horoscopes?
80% of you said: "No"
20% of you said: "What's a horoscope?"
In answer to the 20%, a horoscope is like a telescope crossed with a kaleidoscope.
It looks far away, into the future, and brings back images that make no sense.
80% of you said: "No"
20% of you said: "What's a horoscope?"
In answer to the 20%, a horoscope is like a telescope crossed with a kaleidoscope.
It looks far away, into the future, and brings back images that make no sense.
Monday 22 February 2010
Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21
Black and blue, black and blue,
Someone's thinking about you.
Green and red, green and red,
Now they've put popcorn on your head.
Orange and yellow, orange and yellow,
Up your nose they've put a marshmellow.
Pink and white, pink and white,
And smeared your top lip with marmite.
You look like a tosser today.
Someone's thinking about you.
Green and red, green and red,
Now they've put popcorn on your head.
Orange and yellow, orange and yellow,
Up your nose they've put a marshmellow.
Pink and white, pink and white,
And smeared your top lip with marmite.
You look like a tosser today.
Sunday 21 February 2010
Scorpio: October 23 - November 21
Saturday 20 February 2010
Libra: September 23 - October 22
Friday 19 February 2010
Leo: July 23 - August 22
Thursday 18 February 2010
Cancer: June 21 - July 22
Wednesday 17 February 2010
Gemini: May 21 - June 20
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
Tuesday 16 February 2010
Aries: March 21 - April 19
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