Piss up a wall and see what shape it makes.If it's symmetrical, you're probably going to get an OBE before your neighbour does.
Oh, and your closest relative might die a bloody and horrible death.
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About Me
- Ian Shine
- I am a sub-editor at The Financial Times' How To Spend It magazine, and a short story writer published in Litro, The Stinging Fly, National Flash-Fiction Day anthologies 2013-15, Belleville Park Pages 20, Fiction Desk 5, and more. I have also written freelance journalism on books, films, sport and popular culture for various publications.
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