Wednesday 17 March 2010

Virgo: August 23 - September 22

Marked improvements in your life lie ahead if you can only seize the opportunities that float tantalisingly in front of you with both hands.

Unfortunately your arrest last night means you can't seize anything - somewhat ironic considering what they caught you doing - so you're more likely to spend the next five years in a cell with a guy called Larry.

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