Tuesday, 23 March 2010
Friday, 19 March 2010
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
Unfortunately your arrest last night means you can't seize anything - somewhat ironic considering what they caught you doing - so you're more likely to spend the next five years in a cell with a guy called Larry.
Tuesday, 16 March 2010
If you get an even number your legs will fall off tomorrow morning as you take a bath and listen to Tchaikovsky.
If you get an odd number you will experience searing pain in your knees and your nails will crumble.
If you don't roll a dice you'll be fine.